MrWednsday

today i sang on river rocks to an audience of waterbugs and one blue herring. my voice cracked and i stepped in the stingy water by accident, but it was so much more glorious than any time with you could be and i wonder some days what it would be like if the world was empty of people save for me.

Yes, I Have A Penis Do not assume (if I hold the door for you), that I am making a statement about your inabilities to open the door for yourself. If you hold it for me, I'll say 'thankyou'. Do not assume (if I pay for the meal), that I am underestimating your earning capacity as a woman. If you invite me out for a meal, you're paying. Do not assume (if I defend your rights), that I am belittling the attempts that you have made to defend your rights yourself. If you defend my rights, I'll consider you human.